Poster for the movie "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters"

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

I expected great things from this flick with the named cast, but it looked like it tried to borrow (badly) from the original Evil Dead but with a script laced with modern vernacular and casual swearing, ninja witches, overly blasé witch hunters who couldn’t hit a barn door at times, blood packs, gore, cliches and tight leather. The premise had so much to give yet so little was delivered that I gave up after 15 minutes.

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

20131 h 28 min

After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel and Gretel have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell-bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches... their past.

Director Tommy Wirkola
Runtime 1 h 28 min
Release Date 17 January 2013
Movie Media Blu-ray
Movie Status
Movie Rating Junk
Starring: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, Pihla Viitala, Derek Mears, Peter Stormare, Thomas Mann, Ingrid Bolsø Berdal, Zoë Bell, Joanna Kulig, Monique Ganderton, Stephanie Corneliussen, Christian Rubeck, Thomas Scharff, Kathrin Kühnel, Cedric Eich, Alea Sophia Boudodimos, Matthias Ziesing, Sebastian Hülk, Vegar Hoel, Jeppe Beck Laursen, Stig Frode Henriksen, Rainer Bock

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